Touched by His Noodly Appendage

"In the beginning he created a Mountain, Trees, and a Midget"

Bless the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Oh it's so sacrilicous...

Our Monster, whose art is everywhere
hallowed be thy fame
Thy pirates come
thy will never be out done
On spaghetti and in meatballs
Give us every day intelligent design
And influence our sauces
as we forgive those who want pasta like us
And lead us not to carbon dating
but deliver us noodly appendages
For thine is the mountain, the tress and the midget.
For ever and ever.

Ramen