We Need Patent Reform!

Proof that patent reform has turned for the worst.

This guy has just applied for a patent for a "Full Body Teleportation System." But, wait, don't you have to actually INVENT a full body teleportation system to patent it? Nope!

from the Patent:

BACKGROUND OF THE INVENTION

[0002] The basis for this invention is an event, referring to FIG. 1, occurring on May 2, 2004, in which the inventor ("he") personally experienced a full-body teleportation while walking to the bus stop.

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